I need some light relief and I think that Pam Ann is the only person to make it happen. I have realised that in my complete obsession with the British banking fiasco™, I have lost my smile that Pam gave me last year.
Please Pam, release another DVD. It has got so bad that I even ‘Sky plus’ed Loose Women to see your slot! And then, it was almost impossible for that vacuous scripted panel of women to shut up and let an entertainer do their job.
That programme is like licking a Tupperware bowl and snagging your lip on the worn edge. House Party for the noughties? It’s just semi celebs getting angry at the fact that they are not men. Get over it ladies, please. Even when they have a guest on the show, it all comes down to whether the ‘girls’ on the panel fancy hunky men or prefer chocolate digestives instead. Is it written by a man caught in a 1970s vortex who spends his lunchtimes opening his sandwich tin to see what his Mrs has made him?
These people make Trisha Goddard look progressive for goodness sake.
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.
The black bear said “You’ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we get it on right here, right now.”
Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said “That was a huge mistake, Frank. You’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we’ll have rough sex.”
Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered.
Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said “Admit it, Frank, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”
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